October 2011
When you pass that test you thought you failed.
jessikax3:
You athletic? →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Guy: You athletic? Me: Yeah I surf Guy: Cool! Me: The internet
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September 2011
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When you rearrange the letters in the word...
fuckyeahorgasmic:
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
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August 2011
Pag binato ka ng kaaway mo ng bato, batuhin mo ng...
khadx097:
NA MAY NAKABALOT NA BREAD KNIFE SA LOOB. SAMAHAN MO NARIN NG BOMBA PARA MASAYA.
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Sadness gives depth. Happiness gives height. Sadness gives roots. Happiness...
– Osho (via suzywire)
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Threats, promises, and good intentions don’t amount to actions.
– Cheshire Cat [Alice: Madness Returns] (via nanazumi)
July 2011